

I used to have an impossibly small waist when I was 17.
I even got my figure back after two kids. But
middle age, menopause, and middle management have all conspired to turn my body
into that lovable geometric shape, the rectangle.
To combat this I have watched every rerun of
TLC’s What Not To Wear; where Stacy & Clinton help lots of women like me
look presentable.
I have learned 3
things that I try to do 1) Cinch something to give you a waist – usually slightly
below the rib cage, when I have to cinch around my neck I will break down and
join a gym or hang myself.
2) V-necks
elongate your figure – this one I am not too sure about but I’m trying it
anyway (note: age spots rapidly appearing on my neck and chest – this may be
short-lived). 3) Wear straight-leg pants, I really think this works but these
are virtually impossible to find –if only these tapered, aka pegged leg, pants
were available when I was in junior high and used to peg them myself! I honestly would not be seen in public in the outfit with the belt. TLC please put Stacy and Clinton back on and PICK ME!
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